Custom Griswold Family Christmas Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Shirt | Dickless Sweatshirt | Clark Griswold Shirt
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"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised!" - But you WILL be delighted by this perfect tribute to cinema's most iconic holiday disaster dad!
Channel your inner Clark Griswold with the officially licensed Griswold Family Christmas Sweatshirt that celebrates every tangled light, overcooked turkey, and unexpected relative that makes the holidays... memorable! Whether you're the family member who plans everything or the one who survives the chaos, this shirt is your badge of honor.
Why This Is The Funniest Christmas Sweatshirt You'll Own:
• OFFICIALLY LICENSED DESIGN - Features authentic Griswold Family Christmas artwork and quotes that true fans will instantly recognize
• PREMIUM COMFORT MEETS COMEDY - Made from ultra-soft, heavyweight fleece that's perfect for surviving holiday meltdowns in style
• MULTIPLE HILARIOUS DESIGNS - Choose from classic quotes like "Holy Sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?" or go for the iconic "Dickless" design that started it all
• PERFECT GIFT FOR MOVIE FANS - The ultimate surprise for anyone who quotes the movie line-by-line every December
• UNISEX FIT FOR EVERY GRISWOLD - Looks great on dads, moms, cousins Eddie, and even Aunt Bethany!
🎬 Perfect For:
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Family Christmas photos that actually look like your family
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Ugly sweater parties where you want to be funny, not fugly
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Gift exchanges with people who appreciate quality comedy
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Binging Christmas movies while questioning your life choices
🎁 Limited Edition - Don't Be The Only One Without The Shirt!
These officially licensed designs won't last long. Order now to ensure delivery before your holiday breakdown!
"The little lights are not twinkling?" - But THIS Sweatshirt Sure Will! Add to Cart Now! 🛒
Sizing Tip: For that "I'm preparing for the food coma" comfort, we recommend your usual size. For extra room for holiday layers, size up!
Note: This is officially licensed National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation merchandise. Each piece is printed to order with care. Please allow extra days for handling during the busy holiday season.
Processing Time
1 - Design (1-3 Days):
After you place your order, our talented designers will begin crafting your custom items.
2 - Production (2-7 Days):
Most products typically require 2 to 7 days for processing. However, certain items with specialized production methods (like hand-painted products) may take longer.
3 - Shipping (7-20 Days or Faster):
Once production is complete, your product will be securely packaged and shipped. Standard shipping typically takes 7 to 20 days.
Please note that during peak seasons or adverse weather conditions, some shipments may experience slight delays. We do not provide design drafts for confirmation. Thank you for your understanding.
The Standard of Shipping
Standard Shipping:
Order Price < $50, shipping fee $7.99, shipping time: 7-20 business days
Order Price over $50, Free shipping, shipping time: 7-20 business days
Expedited Shipping:
$16.99 for each order, shipping time: 5-15 business days
Shipping Regions
We offer worldwide delivery
Delivery
If you want to track your order, you can click on the 'track your order' or get in contact with us: support@embroiderely.com
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For comprehensive delivery times and further details, please refer to our Shipping Policy.
Here’s a revised version of the policy for returns and replacements:
Policy for Returns and Replacements
Custom Orders:
Due to the personalized nature of our custom orders, they are not eligible for returns or exchanges. If you qualify, we will gladly send you a new order.
Order Customization:
We will start customizing your order immediately upon purchase. Therefore, modifications to personalized information cannot be made once the order is placed.
Free Replacement Policy:
If your package has not moved for more than 3 weeks or is significantly delayed beyond our estimated arrival time, and the shipping address is correct, you will be entitled to a FREE replacement.
Responsibility for Damages:
We take full responsibility for issues that arise within 30 days of delivery, including:
- Products that are damaged, faulty, or crushed due to factory or carrier error.
- Items that differ significantly from your order, such as incorrectly printed customization information.
For more information on returns and refunds, please visit our Returns and Refunds page.
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We are committed to providing only the highest quality products, but if your order arrives defective or damaged, we promise to make it right.
Our Guarantee:
If your product is defective, we'll replace it and send you a new one—completely free of charge. Simply contact our customer service team, and we'll ensure you receive a flawless product that lives up to your expectations.
We believe every gift should be perfect, just like the love it represents.
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